Checking Discord in the Morning... is a video in the Beluga Cinematic Universe.
Plot[]
The video starts with Snowie telling Beluga that she thinks it is time to discuss their future. Beluga asks if she is trying to kill him and Snowie says she isn't, but Beluga says he thinks that she is because it is 8 PM. Beluga says that his bedtime is 7 PM and he calls Snowie an "idoit" instead of an idiot. Snowie says that they can talk tomorrow morning and Beluga says sure and hops offline.
9 hours later...[]
Beluga wakes up at 5:20 AM and pulls his iPhone out from underneath his pillow. He checks his notification center and sees that Snowie has sent over 50 messages to Beluga on Discord. She kept pinging him over and over right at 5:17 AM. Beluga responds to her with "what" but Lester all of a sudden appears and says that Beluga is too late because Snowie is gone. Beluga says okay and that he is going to go brush his teeth, but Lester tells Beluga to wait. Lester asks if Beluga wants to know what happened and he says that last night, Snowie decided to walk home by herself. Lester says that she ended up being followed by a strange man while she was headed home, so Snowie pulled out her phone to call for help. Beluga asks if she called the police at all, but Lester says that she didn't because she texted Beluga instead and Beluga didn't respond to her. He asks where Beluga was and Beluga says that he was sleeping, but Beluga gets curious and asks how Lester knew all of this information about Snowie. Lester then hops offline really quickly when Beluga asks that question, leaving Beluga by himself.
The FBI then directly messages Beluga and asks for his name, species, favorite food, and Beluga responds to all of these. According to the FBI, Beluga got the favorite food part wrong because he answered with pickles. The FBI says that the real Beluga likes carrots, not pickles. Beluga says that pickles are also good and the FBI calls Beluga a sussy cat and says that he isn't Beluga. Beluga is confused because he IS the real Beluga, but the FBI says that Beluga is capping. Beluga says that there isn't any cap and he isn't lying but the FBI sends three cap emojis. Beluga sends a picture of his face to show the FBI proof that it is in fact him, the real Beluga. The FBI tells Beluga to stop lying because the real Beluga is always online, but last night he disappeared for hours. Beluga claims that he was only sleeping in his bed, but the FBI states that sleep isn't real and tells Beluga that he is under arrest. Beluga then gets surprised and blocks the FBI.
Moral[]
- victory.
Characters[]
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