Theodore is a character in the Beluga Cinematic Universe. He only appears twice, those being Discord Nitro Speedrun (97.1% success) and Never Use An Invisible Profile Picture...
Personality[]
Theodore acts much like Lester, calling Beluga "sweetie". He seems to enjoy the suffering of others and has a disdain for people without Discord Nitro, calling them "peasants" and banning Beluga for being one. However, like other moderators, he acts differently in the presence of females. He is rich and makes millions from his job as a Discord Moderator.
History[]
Discord Nitro Speedrun (97.1% success)[]
Beluga joins the server, only for Theodore to tell him to get out. Beluga is confused on why he can't see any of the channels, and is told you need Nitro and that peasants aren't welcome here.
Strategy 1: Buy it[]
First, Beluga attempts to buy Nitro. However, he does not have a credit card and is unable to purchase it. He searches for a credit card number generator, but upon clicking a link he gets a warning that his computer may be infected.
Strategy 2: Ask nicely[]
Second, Beluga tries asking nicely. He pings Theodore and tells him about the benefits of Discord Nitro. Theodore is quickly annoyed and tells him not to push his buttons. Beluga continues, saying Discord Nitro is cheap and Theodore should easily be able to afford it since he makes millions. Theodore is unamused and shows Beluga a picture of a ban screen and tells him to beg for mercy. Beluga tells him last night, he got one hour of sleep, stepped on a Lego, burned his toast, and ran out of cereal to try and get his sympathies. Instead, Theodore decides to add to his suffering and bans him.
Strategy 3[]
Finally, Beluga tries Strategy 3. He looks for an anime girl profile picture, changes his name to "Beluwuga" and gets a VPN to bypass his ban. He rejoins the server and Theodore instantly recognizes him... as his future wife. Theodore asks if he can send "her" a friend request, but Beluga protests that he doesn't have Nitro. He says exceptions can be made and that Beluga can stay.
Beluga tells Theodore "she's" looking for a husband, but they need to be able to support a family. Theodore assures Beluga he's a Discord mod and makes millions. He shows his net worth, which is 177 billion dollars. Beluga asks if he can have Nitro, since 9.99 is nothing. Theodore agrees, on one condition: he accept his friend request. Beluga complies, and Theodore DMs him.
Beluga asks for the Nitro, but Theodore says they aren't finished yet and calls him a "sussy imposter." Beluga decides he doesn't want his Nitro and attempts to remove his friend status, but there is no effect. Theodore reveals since he accepted his request, they were now friends for life. Beluga looks up and it is implied Theodore arrived at his house and kidnapped him. Beluga is later reported missing.
Never Use An Invisible Profile Picture...[]
- In this video, Beluga becomes invisible to the server. Theodore DM's him saying he now knows how it feels to not be recognized, as his previous video was 3 years ago. Beluga doesn't know who he is, and asks him how he can see him. Theodore says he gets special abilities due to being 90% bald, but it was a joke. This did not stop beluga from making himself 100% bald.
Trivia[]
- His profile picture is Principal Max Anderson from Billy Madison.